Fatty's Lasik eye surgery was this morning. Hope he's okay :(
Talking about Fatty, he told me about this mysterious disease that was spreading in China. That it got so bad that once you get it, you'll die and there were soldiers from the army surrounding the cities that have it. Like quarantine. It's called Wolf something disease.
I mean what can you expect from him right, can't even remember the name properly then want to tell me this kind of scary news.
We were thinking about it, like actually the possibility of getting a disease that made you turn into a zombie slowly actually can happen. Like rabies in dogs. Then you go around biting other people for nothing, just because the virus/parasite in the saliva/bloodstream needs to spread around and is controlling your brain.
Don't think it sounds very far fetched! There are some wasps that can inject their eggs or whatever into ants and cause them to become like their zombie-minions that guard and protect the eggs/larvae!
Can you imagine if this happens? It'll be like Left4Dead. Or Resident Evil.
And the worse thing is, Singapore don't allow guns in the country.
HOW ARE WE GOING TO DEFEND OURSELVES!?
How to shoot the zombies!?
Maybe can take my father's 'bao jian' (this old chinese sword [the kind you see in period dramas] he brought from China a long time ago) and like use it to slice off the zombie's head. Or high powered water guns. (Super Soaker?)
But if you think about it, if don't have guns and we can only use like knives/chopper/parang(don't know where you can go find it though)/books?(can use to whack their heads), it'll only be like close contact defense! You can't like use the sniper/assault rifle to shoot them when their far away.
Maybe all the erm, fat people would turn into Boomers. Then the girls will turn into Witches. Very poor thing though. Have to keep crying with the long claws wearing only dirty bra and panties. Chain smokers could be the Smokers. Those cool people could become the Hunters. And omg. The bodybuilders would turn into Tanks.
What if Fatty turned into a Boomer?
Maybe I can use a nail gun to shoot him and he'll burst with a concussive force and only leave his backside and legs on the floor. HAHA.
