I Wanna Have _e_ With You.

 

Hi everyone, I have a confession to make.

I would like to have _e_ with Mord Sith Cara.

AHA!

Caught you thinking about 'sex'.

I'm not psychic, nor did I read your mind because I'm studying Psychology, no. 

It's because of a little something called 'representative heuristic'.

The representativeness heuristic is a rule of thumb wherein people judge the probability or frequency of a hypothesis by considering how much the hypothesis resembles available data as opposed to using a Bayesian calculation.

In actual fact, I was thinking about having 'tea' with this feisty woman clad head to toe in tan leather.

Yes, 'tea' and not 'sex'.

So, the main thing about representative heuristic is, for example,

"Karen is a neat and hardworking woman with schedules planned for her every action. She has done well in life and in her academics, and also she can be very meticulous about her work. She studied in a top University in her country. She can be very argumentative and persuasive, if she believes what she thinks is right. And she usually succeeds in getting her point across."

So what occupation do you think she is in?

(1) Prostitute

(2) Secretary

(3) Policewoman

(4) Lawyer

Most likely, you'll think she's a lawyer and least likely, a prostitute.

Because the 'clues' I have given seems most likely to you as a reader to fit the stereotype personality of a lawyer, right?

If you guessed that she is a prostitute, maybe you can go bang your head on the wall and die. 

Your representative heuristic is useless.

Anyway, that was just an example, so excuse me.

It's just like I want to _ _ck you.

No I don't want to FU@K you, I could have meant I want to sack you. 

If I were your boss.

Tsk tsk tsk...

So dirty-minded, you all.

It shows how first and foremost 'sex' is on your mind.

Anyway, Mord Sith Cara is freaking hot (Legend of the Seeker) and it really adds to the eyecandy effect when she walks around with her hotness in the forest wearing a tight tan leather suit poking enemies with her Agiel (its a Mord Sith's weapon that looks quite...suggestive).

Hot.

It also helps that she's cold and unfeeling in the show, most of the time. Her cruelness is sexy. And quite funny too. HAHA.

Stupid Richard Cipher, you better get away from my Cara!

Verdict: Borderline Psychotic Bordering On Insanity.

 

This was taken from my notes.

A Thematic Apperception Test is like a psychological test prescribed sometimes to employees/interviewees/patients to grade them on how they score in their mental thoughts and personality.

The picture here shows a woman crying and holding the door.

My take on this photo is..

"Wendy just came back from the office where she saw her husband having AHEM with his secretary. She has suspected this since months ago but she was living in denial. Finally, seeing/catching them in the act was the last straw and she grabbed the letter opener on the secretary's desk to stab them both multiple times and left the place. She is crying not because of what she did, but why does this always happen to her. This is the 4th husband she has "unintentionally" killed."

Can Chut?

Happy Birthday, Fatty!

So many things to do this week and next week (Recess, finally!)

(1) Human Motivation graded assignment

(2) Study Econs notes

(3) Do Econs tutorial for presentation :((

(4) Study Impact of Chemistry on Society for midterm test!

(5) Read Personnel Psych notes :(

(6) Sew the shirt (that I owe) for Ernie.

Dian bought me a Spongebob shirt! :D 

Me like!

I stayed over her room yesterday, it was fun! Now I know a new website to watch Survivor if I miss it! And I felt very bad that she had to sleep on the floor :(((
And! I forgot to take the towel to the toilet to bathe, twice! Luckily I didn't get soaked yet, hahahaha!

Hate Econs. Hnn.

'Date' Gone Wrong.

This is an actual email that I sent to Fatty.

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(NO SUBJECT)

From: David Chip

Sent: 19th February 2010

To: Li Nan

Fatty! Stop ignoring my text message when you're overseas, or rather, back in China.

And Shirley! If you're checking up on Fatty through his email you should stop right now. This is not a lovey dovey message to your boyfriend.

Anyway, my dear BGL, I know you might be enjoying yourself in China with the Chinese New Year and all, but! You know what?

Remember I told you about I was supposed to meet the Kazakhstan guy next Wednesday right? Can I just call him Mr A. Very troublesome to keep typing the long word 'Kazakhstan'..

It was just supposed to be a normal watch-movie day.
So, we said next wednesday, on last Sunday. How I know he count it as this Wednesday. 

Actually, the main thing is, yesterday we met up because he already cancelled his project meeting then like very bad if I say next week right. I was thinking can ask my Indonesian friend along since she'll come back next week and since we had to meet yesterday and she's still in Indonesia, seriously I had no choice, so I had to meet alone with him.

I know all this sounds highly confusing to you, but aiya!

You know, he didn't want to watch Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief (movie name) and his 'edge of darkness' only shows in Lido and I wanted to bring him to our favourite place for movie, which is Cathay, so he booked the tickets. I told him it's CATHAY CINEPLEX, he still confirmed with me, then omg he booked at Cineleisure! HAHA, it was quite funny.

So we had to cab down to cineleisure and we watched the movie 'Valentine's Day', which is like some stupid romantic comedy which was very weird that we're watching together when we're not a couple. One hour into the movie I had very high tide = i nearly peed in my shorts and I couldn't remember the ending because I was trying my best not to pee in my panties.

Then after that we walked around town and I think he was a bit bored because he kept asking what we're going to do, so I suggested go to Holland V that pub we played pool at (don't know if you remember) and since he couldn't drink also, we just played pool (he wanted to play also..)

By the way! You know he told me he hasn't played pool in Singapore before and he only plays Russian billiard which is like the table and balls are bigger and is more fun to play. So I sort of taught him how to play the Singaporean pool (HAHAHA).

Can you believe your BMW managed to win him both times!!! (we played 2 rounds) Proud or not!!!?
First round actually not counted because my white ball went in with the black 8 ball. Tsk.
He's very violent because he's not used to the small balls and his white ball kept flying out of the table and hitting the parquet floor and it made a lot of noise and although it was quite embarrassing, I kept laughing at him.

Then after that we played table soccer at the same pub! You know at the back there's another room that we can play table soccer for free!!!!!??? Next time we go k?! This is like the first time in a long time that I can play something in Singapore for free, so I was very happy.

And you know, he sort of sweat a lot but he's not smelly! Not bad right? In actual fact he sort of smelt quite nice to me. The natural testosterone smell which is a bit sexy and I couldn't detect if he put on any cologne or not, which is weird. Maybe he did but it was very faint.
Don't start saying you hate my nose, or my nose is like better than a dog's. You know your cousin very sensitive to smell!

ALSO, HE SWEAT SO MUCH BUT WASN'T STICKY! Hahahahahahahaha.

Plus, he is hairy but is the fair kind of hair so still okay. Except for his face, which looks slightly weird and is a bit moh peng, I think he's nice, as in character. He was very gentlemanly and very generous too. Maybe it's all an act, but how I know right? I gave him the benefit of the doubt. If you don't know what benefit of the doubt means don't go check the dictionary, your BMW shall tell you now. It means give him face, or something like that.

Anyway, I say all this positive things about him but you must bear in mind what I'm going to say later. Focus your small-but-growing-bigger-everyday eyes on this email and don't get bored first k.

Actually, he got a bit touchy when he were playing pool (he was telling me my posture was wrong) and although my heart was beating a bit fast, I felt slightly uncomfortable because on the bus ride to Holland V from town he showed me the wallet his girlfriend bought for him and OMG inside got her photo. Haha.
Actually she looks not bad. Got the slightly Eurasian look.
I don't know what's up with him. I know men can be a bit horny, but don't make it so obvious right, just show me your gf's photo then want to be touchy. Tsk.

This is not the worst thing. After we sweat like mad pigs when we played table soccer (I suggest next time we go there you should wear a thin shirt because back there got no fan) we went off to the Holland V hawker center that is deserted because the shops all close already. We sat at one of the seats and he started asking me a lot of questions about me being Bisexual. So since he asked I just answered him honestly.

Okay la, maybe I'm a bit too honest. Maybe I sort of led him on because when he touched me (don't worry he didn't touch my neneh..., just my back) I didn't move away immediately but I thought I made it quite obvious that I'm feeling uncomfortable because my body got tense and I slowly inched away!

I know you're going to say, "I THOUGHT YOU VERY HORNY ONE!?".
Yes you're right, your BMW may be horny but I'm not that horny k. I got the will to control!

Ya, anyway, he kept asking about my Bi thing (i sort of told him I kissed AHEM because he asked if I kissed a girl before, don't tell her I told you that!), then we were walking around. Actually, up until then, I was having quite a fun time (because of the free table soccer games) but when we got to the bus stop and was waiting for the cab to come he started asking me what did I do with my ex.

I mean, I'm not that close to him yet right, and he's not you what, so I was feeling quite awkward, and I had the feeling he was going to be like a bit dirty (HAHA) so I just said, "ER! Normal making out and stuff."

Then OMG OMG OMG!

You know what he said next?

"Don't get offended, I got a question to ask you, but honestly I'm feeling a bit turned on by what you told me about your 'BI' thing and men kind of like it...", he said.

"Er yes I know men likes threesomes, what do you want to ask?", I asked. (WAH like reading drama right)

"So...do you want to make out with me?", he answered.

I think I gave him the 'HUH!!!!!" look but without the HUH!!!! sound with my mouth wide open and I faster closed my mouth and looked away. I was freaking shocked and I said, "NOW?!" and he said, "Yes.." and then I started to stutter a bit (stutter means like got kou chi)..

"Huh..but...but...", I stuttered.

"So?", he inquired.

"Huh...I...I..don't know.", I said. (at that point I started visualising about me kissing him and suddenly the girlfriend's face appeared behind that image.)

Okay, number one, I don't know him that well.

Number two, I know he'll treat me like a fling because he told me he had a fling with some Kazakhstan girl in NTU too but she had another boyfriend later and when he told her he liked her and she stopped talking to him. His girlfriend knows about it and when I told him that her small reaction to it either means she's not that into him or she might be cheating on him too, he asked me not to say anymore because he'll feel hurt by the prospect of that. (this is a big hint he really likes his girlfriend, or maybe it's just the male territory-don't-want-to-share-gf-with-other-men-thing.)

Number three, which is most important, he has a girlfriend. Who looks not bad.

Number four, this is like the first time we meet!

Number five, he's a Muslim and you know we had quite a hard time looking for a place to eat...I've never went out with a Muslim who is very strict about Halal food before and it was like around 9 already so it was very difficult to find a place to eat.

Number six, WHAT THE HELL!!!??

Number seven, he seemed quite decent until he popped the question.

Fatty, I know you're going to say I think too much but you must understand that evolution dictates that women will looks more into the prospects of her mate-to-be because she puts in more effort into a pregnancy and her mate should be perfect so females are likelier to be more picky about things like him being Muslim (HAHAHA).
And you know I think like a man sometimes = being horny too, so I was having an internal battle.

Then he said, "I must be the first guy who asked you to make out with me on the first day we actually meet right?"

I sort of replied meekly, "Yes..."

I think he got a bit embarrassed and awkward and a bit annoyed because I was acting a bit crazy and taking so long to answer then he just said, "It's okay, just tell me yes or no!"

I immediately got up the courage and shouted, "NO!"
Because in my heart although I think I might consider him even with all his habits (like smoking and must eat halal food, which is not his fault), I know he has a girlfriend and the most important thing is, what kind of girl does he think I am?

I told him it's quite awkward and he flagged down a cab and we got into it. He sent me home first. I told him I'm not that kind of girl and what the hell was he thinking when the whole night he showed me his girlfriend's photo and the gifts she got for him and etc! Not that if he didn't show it to me I would have said yes and kissed him...I'm not that crazy.

So anyway, he apologized and we're sort of talking normally now.
He just told me I have a strange personality like I'm shy but speaks very openly and I'm Bi (which is very uncommon in his country) and I like horror shows and that he hasn't had sex/oral sex with his girlfriend. I mean, what has all this have got to do with what I'm saying now right? I don't know, it just came up in my mind so I typed it out.

I know it's a bit too much info but he told me one okay...(his girlfriend is quite conservative, Muslim..) And I asked him so why have you stayed so long with her? He said she'd make a very good wife (don't worry I'm not jealous or sad, I'm happy he thinks so!) but OMG! Then he still want to cheat on her! It's like I keep showing you Desmond's photo then ask you to make out with me on our very first day out right!?

Using my psychoanalytical skills, I understand that he loves his girlfriend a lot to not want to give up on her but he's a man and he has his needs and furthermore I sort of comforted him about his that previous fling not talking to him after he told her he liked her and I'd feel a bit bad if I were to ignore him like the other girl who did.

Okay, I know he's overseas for a long time and he's a man...but...aiya. All in all, the so-called 'date' was actually a big disaster. So you might say, if I know all this, why I still want to tell you all this right? Actually I also don't know and I feel a bit troubled. 

Freudian Psychology dictates that it's maybe because I had a bit of feelings for him in my subconscious mind even though I was trying extremely hard to suppress it and I know where I stand now.

Just wanted to complain to you. I know the email a bit long and maybe your eyes might be a bit dry from reading now. Help me say hi to Shirley (if you're actually checking your emails...) and to your parents and wish them happy new year for me :)

I hope you're happy and enjoying yourself there! Take care :D

BMW

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Nothing was edited here, except for the 'AHEM' filling in the girl's name whom I kissed.

Update: Omg, I just realised that my Wednesday's post sounds like I'm talking about Mr A, but I can swear to you it's not! I wrote it before I met up with him and my blogspot always have something wrong with the timing of my posts. Tsk..

YELP! HELP!!

OH NO.

Tan Wen Er, please remember 19 December 2006.

And never forget it. Or fall into that deep abyss. Ever again.

It's not worth it.

There. 

Feeling all better :)

Diarrhea.

You know, they always say the unattainable is the most exciting to attain, regardless of human morals or etiquette, that is. 

Or whether you have to conform to societal rules.

I think I agree, but I feel that once other people's lives and feelings would be hurt/affected, it really should awaken one's senses.

Anyway, enough of the vague description of what I don't want to say out loud.

Yesterday night I kept waking up to shit. Like at least 4 times.

Toilet was very smelly each time after that. 

Ernie says it was lucky that I didn't bring him in. 

And today I shat about 3 more times.

7 times worth of LS(lao sai)!

Shiok.

I'm hoping this would help me lose a bit of weight, and although I didn't eat any new year goodies (none at my relatives' house were nice, or anything I liked), I really don't know why I have diarrhea.

My mom said she's having diarrhea too, and she insists it's the fried rice at my aunt's house fault.

And, my other auntie who ate the fried rice had diarrhea too.

But I was the one with the worse case of diarrhea.

So..

I'm thinking it's the milo with milk I drank before bed time yesterday.

Serves me right, right?

I already know I'm quite lactose-intolerant (half of Asians are!), still go drink milo with milk before sleeping! Tsk.

I dreamt about Mr Tan yesterday, can you believe it!?

By the way, I think making friends with people from totally different background/lifestyle/culture is quite interesting. 

Like this Indian guy I met from work 2 years ago, who is quite humorous!

I don't want the Chinese New Year holidays to end :(

The Balls This Tiger Has!

Happy Lunar New Year, everybody!

For those who are too bored at their relatives house and surfing the net right now, here's wishing you all a very healthy and potent new year.

By 'potent' I meant that I went to have Reunion dinner at Orchidville (I went there yesterday too, omg!) and there was this huge tiger statue on display at the entrance.

My relatives wanted to take a photo of us in front of the tiger but I saw that the tiger has balls, literally!

I couldn't resist so I took a photo of it. My uncle saw what I was doing and he laughed and he helped to push the plants aside for a better shot of the balls!

My relatives also came to check out the tiger's balls, lol.

 

This is another reason to make me excited for this year's cny! :D

FOX-WATCH!

 

Megan! I want you for Valentine's Day!

No going out with your that Brian Austin Green or whoever he is :(

Here's a video for the commercial she did for Emporio Armani.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OzNvIucEag&feature=player_embedded

Drools~

Friendly Neighbourhood Spiderman, Mr Tan.

This post is dedicated to my love for Mr Tan.

It can't be infatuation when I have feelings for him for the past 4 years, right?

If only he didn't leave us during our second year.

So I was reading my old posts, trying to remember how I manage to get over AHEM last time and I saw that I wrote a lot on Mr Tan. And I was laughing at them.

 

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"And at the study area I was spying on Mr Tan. OHMYGOD he saw me peeping at him and he kept looking! 2 different times can!? But I cant help it when there's practically no erm, normal looking guys in PJ and all the better looking girls have left. Damn embarrassing. I'm so going to die during art lesson tomorrow. Li Nan and Sam caught me blushing like a mad pig after Mr Tan caught me staring at him. I'd always feel so hot when I blush. My head goes giddy with excitement for nothing."

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"Okay, to talk about happier things. I went to visit Mr Tan in the art room today for consultation. And he was alone in the room can!? I went in, and I thought I made a lot of noise but apparently he didn't hear me coming in at all and I stood behind him like some creepy stalker(which might be actually true) for like 5mins. I didn't dare to break the silence. Then I figured out that it'd be even worse if he discovered me standing behind him so I gathered up the couraged and said, "Mr Tan."

I swear this next part is so true k. He jerked and jumped out of his chair!!!!!!!!!! He gave me a why-are-you-so-creepy-kind-of-face and said in an incredulous kind of way,"What are you doing here!? / Since when you came in?"

It was damn funny but I felt so bad to have given him such a shock. Then he quickly calmed down and said,"You came for consultation huh." I mean like, obviously right. Anyway, it was so romantic and by this you should all know that its one-sided =(
We were alone at last in the Art Room!!!! MUAHAHA. Ohmygod, no wonder Li Nan said I'm such a flower idiot.

Then this uncle, whose arrival was such an anti-climax, kept knocking on the door to come in. Mr Tan waved him in and after finishing everything went to talk to that annoying uncle. ARGH."

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"And…I…have…to…stop…eye-candying…chewy. Gulp.
He is the nicest guy alive can. Alright, not when he is PMSing. He took us to SAM for an art trip. He looked so…ahhh. I just feel happy when I see him and when he has his secret smiles. And oh! His smell that makes me go high and excited. I'm a smell-y person.
Later he drove Pammy and I to Bugis because we didn't know how to get back to school for CCA. I sat in his car! Looks kinda new. And can you believe it, he has LINKIN PARK cd and James Blunt, which is erm, not so interesting. Mr Tan listens to Linkin Park? =DDDDDDD

I heard from the female teacher saying that chewy has a lot of stuff to handle and he's under a lot of stress. I want to help him feel happier! Maybe give him a hug or something, but he’d go to jail and I'll get murdered by my parents, and I think it will only make me happier, not him. Haha! Oh shucks, I’m supposed to stop. Damn."

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"I totally hate the Yearbook. The Touch Rugby photo is like. Ohgod, if only I could put my pathetic photoshopping skills to use in mosaic-ing our faces. That's the ultimate. It kills me to know that Mr Tan is on the editorial team and he has seen my not-so-decent-looking photo. Just kill me."

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I <3 you, Mr Tan! :)) 

The Tenacity of Sperm.

Omg omg omg!

I just read this news report saying that this girl, with no vagina, got into a knife fight with her former lover and got pregnant through oral sex!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/ReproductiveHealth/incredible-sperm-survived-oral-sex-knife-fight-impregnated/story?id=9732562&page=1

They manage to find out that she was caught by her ex-lover having oral sex with another guy and he got so angry he stabbed her in the stomach!

And she went to the hospital and the surgeons removed the stomach acid and sewed up her stomach and the sperm managed to go through all these odds to fertilise an egg!

 What the hell!?!

They know it can't be normal sex because she has no vagina. 

(It's some disease or birth defect)

I wonder how she menstruates. Hmm.

Moral of the story?

Don't have oral sex and get caught by your ex-lover.

Or do it but hide all the knives around the house.

Or do it with a kevlar suit on.

I Love You, Bat Cooper!

 

So last Saturday, my family went to West Coast Plaza to have dinner and celebrate my dad's birthday.

And after that we were walking around the mall. We were at Laser Flair when my mom saw this advertisement for the new DVD that's out, called, "I Love You, Beth Cooper".

I'm not sure if my mom has a short tongue, but she tend to pronounce words wrongly (like that time the 'breadth', she said it as breasts then quickly said 'bread!' when I teased her, which is still wrong).

Like she always say 'pearl' as 'Perth' and vice versa.

Or Spinach as Spanish.

Or spell the 'Chut' in 'chut neneh' as Chun (LOLOLOL!)

I just think maybe her hanyu pin yin is not very good, and, she has difficulty pronouncing the 'th' sound.

Anyway, so I was hugging her, trying to grope her neneh outside the shop when she saw the advert and said, "I Love You, Bat Cooper, like very nice hoh!?"

I swear I burst out laughing and was trying to get my second sister's attention to tell her what my mom said, but she was busy talking to my eldest sister's husband and my mom started chasing me!

In the mall!

She was clawing me and she tried to save herself from her Beth=Bat moment with, "BERT! BERT! BERT! NOT BAT!"

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So funny!

I managed to tell my sisters about it and she was still saying, "Bert!"

My mommy is so cute, sometimes.

By the way, Dian is going back Indonesia for about 2 weeks. Ernie and I will miss her! And I hope her wisdom tooth surgery will be smooth and it heals quickly.

I hate toothache and swollen gums.

So painful! Can't even eat in peace!

What A Joke.

I was talking to my Moroccan friend on Facebook when I told him about the Singaporean Pastor Rony Tan who insensitively insulted the Buddhism and Taoism (I think) religion and got away with it by apologizing to some head monks in Singapore.

I mean like, what the hell right?

And one of our minister even felt heartened.

Honestly, I'm very sure most other Singaporeans who actually care or read the news and who most likely (I said most likely) aren't Christians would feel a little bit pissed.

He just apologized!

Like that F4 guy said, "If everyone apologized after committing an offense or crime in the world, there would be no need of policemen."

What about that 3 guys who gave racist comments on Facebook and got jailed or something?

Okay, I know it's a serious offense and it's very rude, but seriously.

Think about all the times we heard that so many Singaporeans who usually are not famous/most likely people who do not have 'connections', got jailed because of a simple upsetting remark.

And now this Pastor, insulting people's faith and religion so outrageously gets to apologise and walk away, with a Minister being heartened by the forgiving monks reactions?

I'm not pointing any fingers but it really sounds very suspicious to some one like I am, as a completely non-objective third party.

I'm not angry because my birth cert states I'm a Buddhist. I'm angry because I'm feeling the injustice for all the other people who got jailed by committing the same mistakes. Or almost the same.

How can he go off so lightly?!

I really don't understand.

Or rather I do but I think it's freaking unfair.

The Church only like told the pastors-to-be, to be more wary/careful of what they say, but no punishment on that Pastor!?

If it's other people, he/she sure will get either a jail sentence or whatever.

And don't use my above statement to say that I just stated a totally non-true, offending or insulting statement, or that I'm trying to point my finger/s at the Government k.

Especially if you're a government agent/computer program trying to sieve through blogs to find any some-sort of insulting comment on the Government of any high-ranking official/famous person.

Think about it. If like that, then the 3 guys who posted racist remarks on FB can also post on their status again by publicly apologizing right?

Or I can go on and shout at some Christian or Catholic or Muslim about how can they be taught that people who don't believe in their God will get banished/burned in Hell, in public and then quickly apologizing that I'm sorry because I don't know enough about their faith and start going for prayers or Sunday school, if they'd accept me.

This is just an example, so DO NOT COMMENT.

Very annoying you know!

Anyway, I was just telling you guys this because I realise that I have quite a complicated family background for religion.

My Moroccan friend asked if I'm a Buddhist and I told him that the funny thing is, I was borned a Buddhist because it's stated I'm one on my birth cert, and all along my whole family has been thinking we're Buddhist but actually all these years we've been going to all the Taoist temples and praying to the Taoist Gods...

 I know Taoism is another form of Buddhism so don't start lecturing me on it.

Then I continued on that although I was borned a Buddhist but actually is a Taoist, in my heart, I'm an athetist!

And it's a joke because my parents are converting to Catholicism!

In case some of you extra-sensitive people are bristling at my comment about me saying it's a joke that they're converting to become Catholics, smooth down your hairs because I meant it like adding to this joke of having a complicated family background on Religion.

And if you're not happy with that explanation because it's truly what I meant, I guess I should say...

I'm sorry because I don't know your Religion well enough and please be as forgiving as the head Buddhist monk.

I'm Not A Stalker.

"Er..it's a bit of a long story. I think you and your friend were sitting next to me in the theatre and you were laughing at Cate Blanchett speaking Russian in the show. Then I saw you in Spanish class and you had an accent and I have quite a good memory for faces and I realised it's you.
All this sounds highly suspicious and most likely you might think I'm very weird and that I might be a stalker but please be assured I'm not. Haha!"

This is part of a convo Mr A and I were having on fb.

I think the last part was quite funny. The way I said that I sound like a stalker but I'm not made it more suspicious. LOL.

The weirdest thing is, I met him more than a year before we were in the same Spanish class together. And that was even before I started school in NTU.

So I'm thinking.

The millions of choices we made that built up to present day and it all linked up to seeing him again, in a Spanish class at NTU. And he's from a foreign country with less than 150 of his countrymen/women here in Singapore. And Dian giving me the courage to add him on fb and we started talking.

What are the odds?

From total stranger sitting beside me in a cinema to friends!

I'm not saying that fate led me to him and he's the one but, seriously!

What a coincidence!

Ever heard of the String Theory?

Hmm.

Le Sigh.

You know what I hate? I hate it when in American shows the actors tease the Chinese about their slitty eyes.

Number one, most of whom they're discriminating at aren't Chinese. They're either Koreans or Japanese.

I get the height thing, because it's true most of us are shorter than them. 

But I think it's damn irritating that they lump us all together and say we have eyes like slits that can be flossed by dental floss. (Sgt Patrick in Gen Kill on a Chinese whore)

Not all Chinese have small eyes...

It's just like saying all Americans can't speak anything other than English. And their second language proficiency is very low too.

And if you know like 2 or 3 languages, they're easily impressed.

Unless they're uber smart and they're of mixed origin like the latino Americans and whatever, would they know how to speak in a second language, fluently.

And another thing I hate in some American movies is that have some weird Chinese guy in Chinatown speaking Cantonese and they say they're speaking Chinese. I know it's a dialect of Chinese origin, but it's freaking different please!

Or even worse, they cast those Chinese people who freaking can't speak a drop of Chinese properly at all. I know the Americans won't know whether they're speaking Chinese properly or not but it just lowers the director's casting ability in the minds of people like me.

It's downright offending and discriminating.

Tsk.

By the way, it's my dad's birthday today!

Yesterday I watched Supernatural and the guy who's acting as Dean and Sam's dad when young is freaking hot.

The nose and eyes!

And the way he speaks!

The photo don't really do him justice though. Hmm.

Swooning~

FOX-WATCH!

Hey guys/girls!

Guess who?

Yes it's our very own Ms Fox!

(And let it be known that I want her to stay as 'Ms Fox'.)

According to the photo, Megan Fox loves her butt cheeks and so do I.

<3

 

I can't breathe properly, did she descend down from heaven or something?

 

I guess not. Angels don't wear high-cut Converse sneakers.

And have such a sizzling hot body.

 

Oh no, why do you tease me so?

The boobs, the nose, the eyes, her lips, her hair, her fair, firm and smooth skin...

Hiro Nakamura from Heroes got something right.

"Save the cheerleader, save the world."

Mein Kamf

I'm in love with 'David'.

If I ever do have a son, I'd name him 'David'.

If I ever have an adopted son, I'd force him to change his name to 'David', if his name isn't already 'David'.

It sounds like such a common name but I really like it. Or mostly any name starting with the letter 'D'.

I'll never name my son 'Ernie' though. It's exclusive for my Ernikins and Ernie is such a gay name for a guy. Sorry Erns!

I watched 'Hitler' this afternoon. Nice. The guy acting as Hitler is so convincing as him.

Sadly, it's not in German. I kinda like the German language. 

 

Also, my dad bought a pair of girls hawaiian shorts to wear. At first I thought he bought it for my sister but my mom told me he bought it for himself. Freaking girly please! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Seriously can't wait for Chinese New Year to come. It's the time to get slightly richer and I can see my relatives, because I suddenly miss them a lot.

I was just thinking, they had a life and childhood with my dad and actually, what do I actually know about my parents' or my grandparents' past?

By the way, Dian and I finally added Mr A. on facebook. So weird! LOL.

No asking me who Mr A is. 

If I tell you, I'd have to kill you. 

Seriously.

Shh.

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