You know what's funnier than funny? It happens when you talk about something that happened to you before and someone else hearing you do it does it, right in front of you, unintentionally. For further illustration, let me tell you what happened today...
Well, after a depressing chem lecture Linan, Walter and I were going down the winding staircase down to the ramp from LT3. It rained heavily before that so the steps were REALLY slippery. I thought about something and I wanted to tell them about it. In my first year, I was walking down the steps leading to the parade square when I slipped on the last few steps and landed on my ass. The thing is, not everybody was in the parade square, everyone was BEHIND me!!! Ohmygod, so yes, I bet like everyone was laughing their head off. It's damn hilarious you know.
As in, I totally slipped and landed on my ass and I stood straight up immediately. Damn embarressing. Nearly died. Anyway, I was telling both of them about it when Linan said, "Me too!! Me too!!"
Well, then we were all laughing halfway and that fatty slipped and landed on his ass on the stairs!!!!!!! Wait wait, the funniest part haven't come yet. Walter tried to catch him to stop him from falling but he only managed to catch his bag. And the pose that Linan had after landing on the step! OHMYGOD! So damn funny! His right leg was up and his right hand was gripping on to the railing for his life.
That was it. I laughed that horrible, screechy laughter of mine that apparently stole Sam's attention from all the way to the ramp and she saw Linan's pose! Can you imagine me typing this dumb post and laughing like mad!? Okay, so fatty stood up and gave the face that was full of pain and there was two round patches of water stains on his butt! I laughed until I nearly peed in my ahem*! Anyway, the worst thing was that he slipped again on a few steps after that. But he didn't fall. HAHA! Lucky him.
Walter and I laughed from the stairs to the ramp and to the canteen, or maybe I was doing most of the laughing. We met Sam and she was like laughing too when she told me what she saw. She then told Shumei about it. I laughed for 30 minutes you know! And during Art after that I kept smiling to myself when I thought about it and Mr Tan said, "Why? What's wrong with you? Why you always laugh??"
He's so cute!
Chewy was trying to sell us that horrendous looking portfolio thing la. $12 can. And it's damn ugly. The funny thing was that it's designed to be hand-carried and can also be carried turtle-bag style. Ha! I mean, can you imagine that humungous flat and squarish A2 size thing being carried turtle-bagged style! Mr Tan was daring to pay that $12 if Jessica carried it like that everytime. He's crazy when he's in an okay mood.
And and!!! He left the artroom for some time and came back after a long time later with a Hairstyle book, just for me! Okay wait, not that I need a hair style change(ok maybe I do.), but for my models. The book's damn heavy and big la. And we flipped through the super-thick book together. Ahhh~ (^-^)
The best thing is that he smelt so nice. He shouldn't do things like that. I'll never know when I lose control, trapped him alone with me in the artroom and...Haha! Okay, back to the falling down the steps thing.
Fatty made me go to the toilet for him to change because his underwear was wet from the fall! OHMYGOD. And after that we saw Andre and Khai Boon. The 1st thing Andre said when he saw us was, "Eh Linan, you fell ah?" Someone just kill me!! Alright, enough of making fun of my cousin.
By the way, I've been tolerating some words from people for a very long time and I think I ought to remind them how to properly use them.
(1) Geography.
It's Geog-grerf-fee. NOT geo-GRAPH-phee!
(2) Salty.
Salt-tee. NOT SALTISH! (Hair stands*)
I swear there are people like my mom and sis that say that okay!? And everytime I'd cringe and somewhere's hair will stand. Stop thinking dirty. It's the leg.
(3) Gross(disgusting)
Grow-ss.
Not the stupid GRAWS(gross) National Product way!
(4) Bucks
Isn't it like some US dollar thing. I hate it when people say it. I mean Singaporeans. Come on la. Like if you buy something for S$4 and they say 4 bucks. Isn't there a difference in currency like 2.5 times? Okay, whatever.
I totally hate it when people say for eg. 4 buck. What happened to your maths! 1 buck, 5 BUCKS! It's like saying 1 oranges and 2 orange, you know.
(5) Tongs
Dedicated just for Shumei. That metal thing to kiap food or charcoal. Not THONGS. She sent that msg to ask us to bring extra thongs for the chalet, I was like, for what? We're going swimming is it.
So please please please, don't say these kind of stuff wrongly.. Well, here's english lesson 1. Hanah hanah I know my English isn't that good but I can tell mostly what's the right and wrong way to pronounce some stuff, so ya. Okay bye.
Anyway, I hope I won't fall down in front of anyone. They sure get back at me one =(
Lol! Sorry for using your pain as my happiness, Fatty!
