Saturday, April 26, 2008

GHOST!

Here's a ghost story that Tony told me on the train.

You know there's this big old Bungalow in Seng Kang that for many years the government haven't demolished? Nobody has been staying in it for a long time but there will always be this guard that has his shift from 8pm to 8am. 12am would be his supper-time and so there was this day like any other day that he started to gobble down his lunch at 12am. After he finished eating, he decided to start to do his rounds.

There are 5 guard posts in the area itself. When he was walking to the first guard post, he saw something oblong and white, vertically floating and following him. He could see it at the corner of his eye. You know, when like erm, Malays have to be buried, they have to be wrapped up, like a 'sweet', as Tony says. Anyway, it looked like a wrapped-up ghost was following him. The guard was damn bloody scared so he spun around to look at the ghost.

But the minute he turned, it wasn't there anymore!!!!!!!!!!! OHMYGOD right. Okay, anyway, he started to walk to the 2nd post. It was still following him. But everytime he turned, it would disappear and the guard was damn scared. So he walked on to the 3rd, 4th post when all this while the stupid ghost was like following him and he could see it at the corner of his eyes.

By the 4th guard post, he was damn bloody scared. He couldn't take it anymore so he ran to the 5th post and continued running to a toilet nearby.

When he finished peeing (actually I don't know why he still have the mood to pee, but it's part of the story la.), he decided for once to wash his hands. And even when he was peeing, he could see the wrapped-up thing following him. Watching him peeing. Perverted ghost. He was washing his hands when he thought, "Hey, maybe if I look into the mirror, I'd see the ghost!" So he looked into the mirror and guess what he saw...













A RICE GRAIN STUCK AT THE CORNER OF HIS EYE.

HAHAHAHA! Damn funny can!? When Tony told me about this story, I bursted out laughing on the train and remained highly amused for the remaining of the trip to Cityhall! I mean, if you try putting a finger at the corner of your eye, it really looks like right! HAHA. I can imagine people trying right in front of the screen now man. LOL. The funny thing is, how come it can be stucked there like so long, even when he ran to the toilet!? HAHA!

My Grandma dreamt about my Aunt's dead husband. Damn creepy. It's true somemore. Tell you guys another time.








Mein Herz wird nicht aufhören zu schlagen, wenn ich Sie anschaue,
würden Sie mir nicht erzählen, wenn Sie wissen?
Blutende Aorta
Blutend Herz
Geht durch diesen Lungen adema
Soldaten durch das Wandblei weg von meinem Pfad
blute ich
habe ich geblutet.