I've been very sick with cough and flu for the past week, all thanks to my mom and sis...
Anyway, I think due to the medicine I've been taking, I haven't been able to shit for the past 4 days.
So today I went to get erm, liquid laxatives at the local pharmacy and I drank the normal prescribed amount, and I started to feel the poop coming, but at a very slow rate, so I drank more.
I went to poop once but I can still feel like I'm full of shit.
My tummy is damn huge and bloated.
Now I'm farting like mad.
No one should light a match in my room right now because the room might blow up from the combustion of methane gas from my constant farting.