Me: Pa! You have a huge mole on your back!
(It's brown and slightly 'elevated' from the rest of the surrounding skin.)
Dad: Ya, I know.
Dad: Ya, I know.
Me: You know what it's called?
Dad: What?
Me: A third nipple!
Dad: Ya what!
Dad: Ya what!
Me: Huh?
Dad: So can let your Ernie zut loh!
